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         able to have a good laugh at the program (and how poorly I've implemented a text
         to speech algorithm).</p>
 
-        <h3>Actual questions I haven't been asked by anyone ever.</h3>
-
-        <strong>"Jungle Horse"?</strong>
-        <p>Yes.</p>
-
-        <strong>What about Hillary?</strong>
-        <p>The original version of Jungle Horse supported Hillary, but I simply have
-        not had enough time to feature both presidential candidates. It takes a lot
-        of effort to gather and curate all of the required samples to power a TTS
-        engine, and as you might imagine from the <em>amazing quality</em>
-        of Jungle Horse-generated audio. Factor in the engineering work required
-        and bam... negative hours in my schedule remain.</p>
-
-        <strong>Why is this so late into the election?</strong>
-        <p>I spent too many weekends having wild parties (such lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).</p>
-
-        <strong>How did you make this?</strong>
-        <p>I spent several weekends typing various letters, numbers, and characters
-        like "=" and "}" on my laptop keyboard.</p>
-
-        <p>For a more direct answer&mdash;people I know will groan at my
-        evangelism&mdash;I wrote this mostly in Rust, a systems programming language
-        I've completely fallen in love with. If you're an engineer, you should give it
-        a try. Rust makes a great addition to any toolbox.</p>
-
-        <p>For any kids and students considering a future in software engineering, you
-        should know that programming lets you do absolutely magical things on a daily
-        basis. It also makes an excellent career.</p>
-
-        <h3>Donations Welcome!</h3>
-
-        <strong>Future projects and stuff.</strong>
-
-        <p>I have so many ideas for projects! Tetris projected onto the Georiga
-        Pacific skyscraper, an interactive time travel film with hundreds of branching
-        plotlines, a video game with a blind protagonist rendered entirely with audio...</p>
-
-        <p>I spend my own time and money on making stuff, but if you enjoyed this, it'd be
-        awesome to get something back. No worries if not. I'm happy just knowing I made
-        somebody (you...?) laugh or smile.</p>
-
-        <ul>
-          <li>Square Cash: <a href="https://cash.me/$echelon">$echelon</a></li>
-          <li>PayPal: <a href="https://paypal.me/kudasai">paypal.me/kudasai</a></li>
-          <li>Bitcoin: <pre>17JFpfCxQq9mCVtAzxWDjXc9aATuMVKnQ3</pre></li>
-        </ul>
-
-        <strong>Collaborations</strong>
-
-        <p>If you're an Atlanta-area artist or hacker, you should totally meet me for coffee
-        at Krog St. Market someday. My only hobby outside of listening to terrible hipster
-        music is that I like to make stuff. Working solo is fun, but collaborators might be
-        neat too. (Word of warning: while I'm not a vampire, I may or may not be a night owl.)</p>
-
-        <p>So does anybody want to hack on a late start into the November
-        <a href="https://github.com/blog/2274-game-off-theme-announcement">Github Game Jam</a>?
-        (And can we write it in Rust?)</p>
-
-        <p>&mdash; <a href="http://brand.io">Brand</a>
-          / echelon (twitter, gmail, github, HN, etc.)</p>
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