diff --git a/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/down.sql b/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/down.sql
index 291a97c5ce..9a8a2526e5 100644
--- a/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/down.sql
+++ b/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/down.sql
@@ -1 +1,5 @@
--- This file should undo anything in `up.sql`
\ No newline at end of file
+-- noinspection SqlDialectInspectionForFile
+-- noinspection SqlNoDataSourceInspectionForFile
+-- noinspection SqlResolveForFile
+
+DROP TABLE beta_keys;
diff --git a/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/up.sql b/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/up.sql
index 33cf74b578..bf37e6084b 100644
--- a/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/up.sql
+++ b/_sql/migrations/2024-05-13-035106_beta_keys/up.sql
@@ -1 +1,52 @@
--- Your SQL goes here
\ No newline at end of file
+-- noinspection SqlDialectInspectionForFile
+-- noinspection SqlNoDataSourceInspectionForFile
+-- noinspection SqlResolveForFile
+
+CREATE TABLE beta_keys (
+  -- Not used for anything except replication.
+  id BIGINT(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
+
+  -- ========== PRIMARY, FOREIGN KEYS, and POLYMORPHISM ==========
+
+  -- Effective "primary key" of the beta key.
+  token VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+
+  -- ========== KEY INFO ==========
+
+  -- Name of the product the key applies to
+  product_name VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+
+  -- The actual key value that the user inputs.
+  -- Crockford-encoded.
+  key_value VARCHAR(32) DEFAULT NULL,
+
+  -- ========== USERS ==========
+
+  -- The user that redeems the beta key.
+  -- If set, the key has been redeemed.
+  maybe_redeemer_user_token VARCHAR(32) DEFAULT NULL,
+
+  -- The user that redeems the beta key.
+  -- Based on a cookie sent by the frontend.
+  maybe_redeemer_anonymous_visitor_token VARCHAR(32) DEFAULT NULL,
+
+  -- The user that redeems the beta key.
+  -- Wide enough for IPv4/6
+  maybe_redeemer_ip_address VARCHAR(40) DEFAULT NULL,
+
+  -- ========== TIMESTAMPS ==========
+
+  created_at TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+  maybe_redeemed_at TIMESTAMP NULL,
+
+  -- INDICES --
+  PRIMARY KEY (id),
+  UNIQUE KEY (entity_type, entity_token),
+
+  KEY index_maybe_sort_order_asc (maybe_sort_order ASC),
+  KEY index_maybe_sort_order_desc (maybe_sort_order DESC),
+
+  KEY index_created_at (created_at),
+  KEY index_deleted_at (deleted_at)
+
+) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8mb4 COLLATE=utf8mb4_bin;