diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 778b805e22..47e757a067 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -3311,13 +3311,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "crypto-common 0.2.1",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "dimensions"
-version = "0.0.1"
-dependencies = [
- "workspace-build-acceleration",
-]
-
 [[package]]
 name = "directories"
 version = "6.0.0"
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index d139cf0d58..870c12d444 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -60,7 +60,6 @@ members = [
   "crates/lib/data/web_base64",
   "crates/lib/deprecated/config", # TODO(bt, 2023-02-13): Deprecate or repurpose
   "crates/lib/deprecated/http_server_common", # TODO(bt, 2023-03-20): Move useful pieces to actix_helpers
-  "crates/lib/dimensions",
   "crates/lib/easyenv", # NB: Vendored version of https://github.com/echelon/easyenv.rs that we'll improve.
   "crates/lib/email_sender",
   "crates/lib/errors",
diff --git a/crates/lib/dimensions/Cargo.toml b/crates/lib/dimensions/Cargo.toml
deleted file mode 100644
index 63a527ec53..0000000000
--- a/crates/lib/dimensions/Cargo.toml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-[package]
-name = "dimensions"
-edition = "2018"
-version = "0.0.1"
-authors = [
-    "Brandon Thomas <bt@brand.io>",
-    "Brandon Thomas <echelon@gmail.com>",
-]
-publish = false
-
-[lib]
-# NB: Public "dimensions" crate is not relevant / abandoned, so we're fine to use this internally.
-name = "dimensions"
-path = "src/lib.rs"
-
-[package.metadata.cargo-udeps.ignore]
-normal = ["workspace-build-acceleration"]
-
-[dependencies]
-# Workspace hack (faster compile times)
-workspace-build-acceleration = { workspace = true }
-
-# Internal
-# (None Yet)
-
-# External
-# (None Yet)
-
-[dev-dependencies]
-# None yet
diff --git a/crates/lib/dimensions/src/lib.rs b/crates/lib/dimensions/src/lib.rs
deleted file mode 100644
index 1b83d9f365..0000000000
--- a/crates/lib/dimensions/src/lib.rs
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-//! dimensions
-//!
-//! The purpose of this library is to specify common dimensions for video and
-//! to do aspect ratio calculations in a reusable manner.
-//!
-
-// Never allow these
-#![forbid(private_bounds)]
-#![forbid(private_interfaces)]
-#![forbid(unused_must_use)] // NB: It's unsafe to not close/check some things
-
-// Okay to toggle
-#![forbid(unreachable_patterns)]
-#![forbid(unused_imports)]
-#![forbid(unused_mut)]
-#![forbid(unused_variables)]
-
-// Always allow
-#![allow(dead_code)]
-#![allow(non_snake_case)]
diff --git a/crates/lib/reqwest_helpers/Cargo.toml b/crates/lib/reqwest_helpers/Cargo.toml
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29bb2..0000000000
diff --git a/crates/lib/reqwest_helpers/src/lib.rs b/crates/lib/reqwest_helpers/src/lib.rs
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29bb2..0000000000